Welcome to the ‘Bored?’ section of the website where we have put together a fine selection of quotes of a different kind to keep you amused. We have three sections; the first section has actual statements from insurance claims, the second batch are from council complaint forms, while the last section has classic slip-ups from TV and radio commentators. Enjoy!

• Funny Insurance Claims – Quotes that have actually appeared on genuine claim forms!
• Council Complaints - not quite as intended! – Genuine snippets from letters sent to local councils
• TV and radio - classic slip-ups – Some classic slip-ups on British TV & Radio…