- "The claimant had collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were - Q: What warning was given by you? A: Horn. Q: What warning was given by the other party? A: Moo.
- Q: Do you engage in motorcycling, hunting or any other pastimes of a hazardous nature? A: "I Watch the Lottery Show and listen to Terry Wogan.”
- Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident? A: Travelled by bus?
- "The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian and the other on the car behind."
- "The gentleman behind me struck me on the backside. He then went to rest in a bush with just his rear end showing."
- "I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the hood. I realised the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with a blanket."
- "No one was to blame for the accident but it would never have happened if the other driver had been alert."
- "The pedestrian ran for the pavement, but I got him."
- "I was going at about 70 or 80 mph when my girlfriend on the pillion reached over and grabbed my testicles so I lost control."
- "I didn't think the speed limit applied after midnight"
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