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  • "I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows."
  • "Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have."
  • "I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it."
  • "The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him."
  • "I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident."
  • "As I approached an intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before."
  • "To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian."
  • "I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat found that I had a fractured skull."
  • "I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him."
  • "The pedestrian had no idea which way to run as I ran over him."
  • "I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car."
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Autonet Insurance is part of the Autonet Insurance group, which are trading styles of Autonet Insurance Services Limited, which is a Limited company registered in England with company number 03642372 located at Hobson Street, Burslem, Stoke-on-Trent, ST6 2AQ . It is authorised and regulated by the Financial Services Authority.

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